December 2007
My Dialogue with the Parking Lot Attendant (PLA)
PLA: Hey man, we been out here all day and our supervisor ain't come back yet. Will you go get us some drinks?
Me: Yeah, you want just like a Coke or something?
PLA: Yeah man, that'll work.
Me: Aight, let me drive over to that convenience store and I'll bring y'all back two Cokes.
PLA: Aight that sounds good. Wait, actually, why don't you just give me two dollars and I'll run over there and get them?
Me: OK that sounds good.
*I give the man two dollars*.
PLA: Hey, you seen that new Will Smith movie, I Am Legend? I got a DVD copy of it for three dollars.
Me: Naw man, I'm good.
PLA: You like oil? I got a tube of good-smelling oil here. One dollar.
Me: Naw man, I don't think I need anything like that.
PLA: You have a blessed day then, sir.
Me: And you as well.
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Loss leaves UCF Knights with blues --... →
Coming from the losers’ state (note Orlando), this article just outright blasts the Liberty Bowl. It tries to keep some honor for UCF and make fun of Mississippi State.
Pretty funny and worth the read.
Sore loosers.
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“Jesus our brother, strong and good
Was humbly born in a stable rude
And the...”
– Sufjan Stevens ~ The Friendly Beasts
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“And he’s a big red cherry
But it’s hard to be merry
When the kids...”
– Fountains of Wayne ~ The Man in the Santa Suit
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“I want an Alien for Christmas
Bring me an alien this year
I want a little...”
– Fountains of Wayne ~ I want an Alien for Christmas
David's New Snail →
Pretty funny little cartoon. I just think kids are funny. C/O Stumble Upon
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“More disturbingly, [Britney Spears] also ordered [Jamie Lynn] a tank top...”
– Hot Gossip by Kat Giantis
C/O tv.msn.com
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Nickelodeon Considering a Post-Spears Pregnancy... →
Really? I mean…really?
C/O Breitbart C/O Drudge Report
Eco-boat powered by human fat attempts round the... →
I think I’d be willing to make a contribution to this boat if they were ever in short supply and needed more fuel. C/O the Drudge Report
“‘And we didn’t handcuff her or treat her like a criminal. But, we...”
– An interesting story about a school girl that got arrested for bringing a kitchen knife to school to cut her steak with, but I love this quote. What else would happen at an assessment center?
Become of a fan of the new Lab Rats Comedy page on... →
Sorry, you must be on Facebook to join, but if you are, then you should!
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How to Be Just Like Emma Watson →
Found on wikiHow. Read all, but a great one under warnings… “If you don’t remember to open up your mouth [for a picture], make sure you are at least smirking. Or wearing boots.”
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I would love to try the following test on...
Three-minute timed test. 1. Read everything before doing anything. 2. Put your name in the upper left-hand corner of this paper. 3. Circle the word "Name" in sentence two. 4. Draw five small squares in the upper left-hand corner of this paper. 5. Put an X in each square. 6. Sign your name under the title of this paper. 7. After the title, write "Yes, yes, yes." 8. Put a circle around...
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Crackbook.com →
Courtesy of Stumble Upon
Book-A-Minute Classics →
Want to catch up on some of those old classics? Use these refreshers!
Parent Sells Pot Smoking Teen's Guitar Hero III On... →
The funniest part is the letter that the dad put on the Ebay page. “Merry Xmas Isaac. I hope you’ve learned your lesson. –Father.”
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“This holiday season you can actually spend your money on things that don’t...”
– From an article about Facebook Gifts.
http://www.filife.com/virtual-gift-giving/
Lunch Ballz →
Sounds disgusting, but could be the biggest thing since sliced bread…and bottled water.
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AIM Chronicle
CMTYER: This is a robbery give ma all your money
pom5msu: alls I got is this dolla
CMTYER: well give it to me
CMTYER: and your watch too
pom5msu: alls I got is this sundial
CMTYER: Damn it stop being difficult or I will have to kill you with this rabbid alpaca I am holding you up with
Death by Caffeine →
Use this site to find out how much of your favorite beverage it would take to kill you.
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“‘Cowbells are welcome at the AutoZone Liberty Bowl,’ [Liberty Bowl...”
– MSU football: Liberty Bowl bid ends era of frustration for Bulldogs
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“This fan ‘favorite’ was booed the entire game and helled scoreless...”
– A trivia question on the Mississippi State Basketball Fans application on Facebook. I don’t know about you, but “helled” for “held” is the best typo I’ve ever seen.
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Mississippi State Bowl Game Headquarters -... →
Hope y’all are ready to go bowling!