January 2008
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What common nickname did the 2004-2005 Bulldog...
Answer this question in a Facebook message to me to win the ticket to the Tennessee basketball game!
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“Electric guitars exert a strong appeal for guys, because they combine two...”
– Dave Barry ~ Electric guitars provide mid-ilfe crisis relief
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“I’m always happier around Republicans, who are honestly hostile, than...”
– Dave Barry
A must read ~ Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat)...
*****A teacher asked a bonus question on a test (Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?). This was one student’s A+ winning response (if this even really happened).***** First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to...
Brattleboro, VA, to vote on arresting Bush, Cheney →
“Brattleboro residents will vote at town meeting on whether President George Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney should be indicted and arrested for war crimes, perjury or obstruction of justice if they ever step foot in Vermont.” C/O the Rutland Herald and Drudge Report
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Saints Hire Ed Orgeron to Coach D-Line →
Are the Saint’s really that bottom of the barrel? You’re telling me that the 1-15 Miami Dolphins didn’t jump on the hidden jewel that Ole Miss so wrongly let go?
Bad call, Saints. Bad call.
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“We drink in light as Vitamin D. In the winter, when there is less light, we can...”
– James Terrell, an artist who lectured at Mississippi State
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Book a space now on a first-ever,... →
C/O thisislondon.co.uk
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“On our trip through the West, we made a painstaking effort to follow exactly the...”
– Dave Barry ~ “Lewis and Clark Stepped Here!”
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Overheard in the Office
CJ: It's a treat I get to see you on a Thursday.
Hank: I get to see your sister on Thursday. What a comeback!
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WatchGreat ESPN coverage of the MSU Kentucky game and Jarvis Varnado’s triple-double. “State travels to Alabama on Saturday, and look out Crimson Tide, there’s a guy named Swat in there.” C/O ESPN
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Dogs: 69 Cats: 64, 7 wins in a row, 3-0 in the... →
And I was on ESPN.
Don’t bring a cat to a dog fight.
Hail State.
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President Foglesong Extends Croom's Contract →
He’s our guy, and he’ll be around at least through 2011! Hail State!
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Clay Aiken: "I thought Monty Python was a person" →
Congratulations Clay Aiken, you are an idiot.
C/O USAToday and James Comans
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“They are much shorter, have smaller limbs, and a lot more body fat because they...”
– A girl in my anthropology class, when asked about the difference in body types of natives of the Arctic from natives of Africa.
The Union of Andrew Dale and Amy Cox →
Details and other about the wedding of a one Miss Amy Cox and a one Mr. Andrew Dale. April 26th, 2008, Year of our Lord Collierville, TN Check the site for more information!
Top Ten Reasons Iraq Should Be Our 51st State →
We added Alaska and Hawaii, so why not Iraq? This site makes a good point or two (or ten).
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MSU: 61 LSU: 39 →
They may be National Champs in football, but we owned them on the hardwood!
On top of that, Ole Miss is no longer undefeated.
I’ve always said that when State wins and Ole Miss loses, it’s a good day.
WatchSweet video! Can we try this? C/O StumbleUpon
An exchange between my mom and dad about astrology
Poppa *reading out of a newspaper*: Cyndy, what sign are you?
Momma: Scorpio.
Poppa: Look at this! It says this is the year for Scorpios to have sex at least five times a week!
Momma: Oh, sorry, I'm a Leo.
An exchange I heard about between Harrison and the...
Harrison: What do the stinkbombs smell like?
Fireworks Man: Feet, ass, and corn chips!
Some really clever, never-before-heard Chuck... →
Chuck Norris makes onions cry. Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them. Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain. When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off. Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost. When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass...
Things to look forward to in 2008, C/O Wikipedia →
The iPhone by Apple Inc. will be released in Canada. Ohio State plays Louisiana State in the Bowl Championship Series National Championship game. Total lunar eclipse - North and South America, Europe, Africa and Western Asia. Bill Gates will step down from daily duties at the Microsoft Corporation after over three decades. The 2008 Summer Olympics will take place in Beijing, China Presidential...