February 2009
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“As of Monday, Perry Cafeteria now offers an a la carte dining system, meaning...”
– Dining Services presents new plan
C/O The Reflector
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“So does that mean that one is gay, three are below the poverty line, three have...”
– The second set of octuplets born in the United States is doing well, with all reportedly breathing on their own. What do you think?
C/O The Onion
January 2009
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WatchOptical Illusion Girlfriend
A clever video based on this optical illusion (and this one, too).
C/O College Humor
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WatchMad Libs Men
Mostly based on the show Mad Men (which I don’t watch), but really funny because I know about Mad Libs (which I do watch…or rather enjoy).
C/O College Humor
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“If everyone isn’t in that conference room in two minutes, I am going to...”
– Michael Scott
“There are exactly 43,252,003,274,489,856,000 possibilities [to solve the...”
– Rubik’s Cube
C/O Wikipedia
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“2. Mississippi State University in the US offers a degree course in Floral...”
– Top 5 Strange University Degrees
We made #2! Go Dogs!
C/O ezinearticles.com
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“With your full beard you look like an irish terrorist”
– A text message from my Dad about my passport picture
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“You will remember the story…oh, wait. I haven’t assigned it yet. How...”
– Dr. Paul Jacobs, Intro to New Testament
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“According to sources at McNamara Advertising Inc., junior account executive...”
– Man Always Attempts To Intercept Tossed Things
Is this article about Andy? I think so.
C/O The Onion
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A Facebook Chat with Colin
*Each line of text is a different Facebook Chat entry.*
4:14pm Colin
I was walking around campus trying to find students to interview for my [Reflector] story
and I found one
and was chatting him up
and when I finished I was getting up
and he asked me if I was doing anything
and I said I was just walking around doing interviews
so he asks me what I think of the gospels
and I’m thinking...
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From last night's LOST season premier
*Between time-traveling jumps*
Richard Alpert: You need to pay attention. Next time we see each other, I'm not gonna recognize you, alright? You give me this.
John Lock: What is it?
Richard: It's a compass.
John: What does it do?
Richard: It points north, John!
PresNet.us →
Check this project by me and William Cleveland. We are trying to update President Obama on the goings-on of the Internet. Check our ‘about page’ for a clearer idea of our purpose.
Support us! Comment! Keep up with PresNet!
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“Every day was an honor to be your President. I gave it my all. Listen, sometimes...”
– George W. Bush at a Welcome Home Rally in Midland, TX
And that, ladies and gentlemen, sums up GWB. Don’t let anyone fool you into thinking he was some sort of evil monster. Time will vindicate this man.
(via randyhaddock, deliriousmuch, deadshot, scout, missbrightside)
(via sarahchristine)
(via...
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“It is just a wonderful feeling when you get out of bed and look out your window...”
– New MSU president, Dr. Mark Keenum, in this interview.
Nostalgia, now with more search!
nostalgiatheme:
After some much needed prodding from a Nostalgia user (thanks, Owen!), I’ve finally managed to get off my duff and add Tumblr search to Nostalgia. In addition to searching, I’ve also changed from using PostTitle to PostSummary in the title bar, among a few other exceedingly minor changes.
If you notice any problems with the changes, or any problems in general, please let me...
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WatchThe Other Team
It’s tough to play the team with Air Bud…and the Angels in the Outfield. HOORAH!
Link to video
C/O College Humor
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Watchnathanmcquary:
blakewhitman:
Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn’t seen it) (via Vimeo)
this is best thing I’ve seen in a while.
This video is freaking hilarious. Keep this thing going around the Internet. Watch it and enjoy it. Really funny if you’ve seen the original Star Wars trilogy.
Fla. teen sent 35,000 texts in a month — twice →
This story that I posted earlier about a girl who sent ~14,000 texts a month is nothing. That girl is weak. She puts weak sauce on everything she eats. There’s a new texting champ around now.
35,000 texts in a month. On two different occasions.
If she sleeps for at least six hours a night, that’s 1.08 texts per minute.
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Power of the gold team →
This is a blog post that Kyle Veazey wrote (Veazey covers MSU sports for the Clarion Ledger). It’s about how the “gold team” (guys who don’t get much playing time and wear gold practice jerseys) adds excitement to the rest of the team.
If you were at the Bama game last night, you more than likely saw Jacquiese Holcomb sitting (or rather standing and jumping) at the bench,...
52to48 →
Ze Frank encouraged people to send in pictures of themselves with signs that expressed love from 52s (Obama-voters) to 48s (McCain-voters) and vice versa. Like I put in the previous post, I voted for McCain but am going to support Obama 100% while he is president. Take a minute to look over some of the pictures from 52to48.
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“Infidelity? That seems like a rather pedestrian reason to divorce Amy Winehouse.”
– Blake Fielder-Civil has filed for divorce, claiming wife Amy Winehouse has been unfaithful. What do you think?
C/O The Onion
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Meat Loaf, the performer, is a vegetarian →
After going through a list of well-known American vegetarians, I came across noneother than the American rock icon Meat Loaf.
His name might as well be Sirloin Veal Baconsausage.
This is irony at it’s finest.
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“Did that hurt? I just erased your first name.”
– Dr. Jacobs, Intro to New Testament, changing my name from Phillip to Owen on the roll sheet
First day of Intro to New Testament
Dr. Jacobs: What's the rule for the last person in class?
Student: They have to sit in the front row.
Dr. Jacobs: No, they have to bring the donuts! Did you bring donuts?
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Hank Flick Quotes →
If anyone knows the professor Hank Flick, he says some really good stuff in class. He teaches Small Group Communication and Interviewing in the CO department. Feel free to head over to his Tumblr. I’ll be updating it as often as he says funny stuff (which is every class period).
“Natalie Dylan, 22, claims her offer of a one-night stand has persuaded 10,000...”
– Student auctions off virginity for offers of more than $3.7 million
C/O Telegraph.co.uk
“A California father says he discovered his 13-year-old daughter sent 484 text...”
– Girl, 13, sends 14,528 texts in a month
C/O UPI.com
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