December 2009
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Dec 31st
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“Dear Santa, I want a Baby Alive and some French fries.”
– Macon Beacon Letters to Santa
Dec 31st
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“Dear Santa, This is ***** **** again. I already talked to you in the mall…”
– Macon Beacon Letters to Santa
Dec 30th
“Everywhere I go, I take a little bit of it with me. No matter where I lay my...”
– Drew Blackwell - Starkville, MS
Dec 28th
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“…I also want a Easy Bake Oven so I can cook some bacon.”
– Macon Beacon Letters to Santa
Dec 28th
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“Guess what I’m wearing. Sweat pants and Uggs. I’m turning into...”
– Heathrow Wigster
Dec 27th
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Family "arrested" for Jennings' holiday treat →
JENNINGS, La. - A South Carolina family passing through Jennings on their way to Texas was pulled over, hauled off to a church, “tried” for not stopping to enjoy local hospitality and “sentenced” to gumbo, presents and a tour.
Dec 27th
“I love your comfy sweater.”
– My little brother’s new suggested pickup line.
Dec 26th
Playing Catchphrase...
Donna: When you're really cool and you have these in your arms and legs.
Matthew: Hip to the hamstrings?
Donna: No, bad to the bone.
Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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tmblg: The Pope Gets Tackled
Dec 25th
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“I heard Santa was spotted over Oxford, but he gave all the little boys and girls...”
– Fr. John
Dec 25th
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Grammar Burn
Ferris: I haven't been doing too good on papers.
Uncle Mike: Maybe you haven't been doing good on papers because you're supposed to not be doing too *well* on papers.
Dec 25th
How can you tell if there's a fighter pilot at...
Don’t worry, he’ll tell you.
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
Dec 23rd
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“[My daughter] said she wanted a Wii for Christmas and I said ‘Baby, what is...”
– Lady in my dad’s store
Dec 23rd
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“…I also wants some apple bottom because that is my song.”
– Macon Beacon Letters to Santa
Dec 23rd
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“Dear Santa, Merry Christmas. HO! HO! HO! Merry Christmas. Will you bring me...”
– Macon Beacon Letters to Santa
Dec 23rd
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“Dear Santa, I love you. I want some drums. I’m going to go to church and throw...”
– Macon Beacon Letters to Santa
Dec 23rd
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Dominoes and Bells play Christmas Song
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 20th
“Ratatouille. It’s like a stew, right? Why do they call it that? If...”
– Linguini -Ratatouille
Dec 19th
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New Solar System Discovered Four Feet From Earth →
PALO ALTO, CA—In what is being hailed as the most significant find in the field of planetary astronomy in decades, astronomers at the Palo Alto Observatory on Monday identified a new, previously unknown solar system approximately four feet from the Earth’s surface.
Dec 18th
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Dangerous Wands The story of Hermione Granger growing up and being a teacher. Classic!
Dec 16th
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
Dec 14th
Travis Tritt is scared
Roy: Hey, Boss, you need to watch your step.
Travis Tritt: Oh yeah? Why's that?
Roy: There's some carpet by the door. It's slick.
Travis Tritt: Slick carpet? That's scary.
Dec 11th
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“Also, Mississippi State’s football team was docked two hours of offseason...”
– Kyle Veazey - State self-reports violations, hoops staff to miss evaluation time This one is more dumb than the other one. Really? I mean…really? The coaches got in trouble because they were on one end of a HUGE building with summer camp kids and their players moved inside because of a...
Dec 9th
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“In fulfilling the NCAA’s request for recruiting logs, the school found that on...”
– Kyle Veazey - State self-reports violations, hoops staff to miss evaluation time This is absurd. I can’t believe people can actually get in trouble for little stuff like this.
Dec 9th
Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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MSU Rave in the Library - Links to Videos
Video on YouTube… Part 1 Part 2 Part 3
Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
Owen: A card laid is a card played.
Molly: A woman laid is a woman played.
Dec 6th
One of my favorite jokes
A student comes to a young professor’s office hours. She glances down the hall and then closes his door. “I would do anything to pass this exam,” she says. “Anything?” says the professor. She walks closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. “I mean,” she whispers, “I would do anything.” He returns her gaze....
Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
Dec 4th
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Dec 3rd
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A Christmas Carol (1971)
This is definitely the creepiest rendition of A Christmas Carol that exists. A Christmas Carol (1971) Part 1 of 3 A Christmas Carol (1971) Part 2 of 3 A Christmas Carol (1971) Part 3 of 3
Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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Spam on my work e-mail account
I am Suzy I saw your contact mail today when i was seaching and browersing through internet,and i was deeply moved.I think that you are a very interesting person.So I decided to use the chance to get to know you.i do not think  that the age  appearance is so important. The most important is what is inside you and how do you feel about the life.I know this life from many sides and I am rather...
Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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“People ask if I was going to it. I say yeah, one day, when I run out of the...”
– Dan Mullen, when asked if he was going to the SEC Championship game in Atlanta this Saturday
Dec 2nd