Divided by Octopus: My new blog -
“…and the crowd goes WILD!” is definitely something I am going to say after making this announcement that I have started a blog. I have been assigned some writing projects at work and need practice. I do not yet know what I’ll be blogging about, but I invite anyone who cares to follow along. Anyone who doesn’t care can go away and pick me up some chips or something. Come back quickly, I am very hungry.
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“…Megan Amram, a Twitter jokesmith who was recently hired as a writer for the next season of ‘Parks and Rec.’” —
Megan Amram is probably the all-time funniest person on Twitter, and she’s joining the Parks and Rec writing team!
C/O HuffPo Comedy
Beekeeper spam.
Seriously?!?!?
This is what it would look like if all of Earth’s water was removed and held in a sphere.
C/O How much water is there on, in, and above the Earth?
I know, can you believe it?
(via a stupid mac)
Finally. An honest one of these.