THIS VIDEO WILL TOTALLY GO VIRAL. :: McSweeney's

Silver (Kids) Package: $59.99

This package features an impossibly adorable five-year-old girl. While still slightly loopy following a dental procedure, the girl will give herself an inspirational pep talk in the mirror about the awesomeness of being a five-year-old girl. Her cochlear implant will then be activated for the first time and she will be told, on camera, that she is GOING TO DISNEY WORLD THAT VERY DAY! After the Disney announcement, the girls’ parents, who have been deployed overseas, will enact a surprise homecoming in a school lunchroom. For an optional $9.99, she can then also have an emotional reunion with a beloved pet lion that had been reintroduced to the wild.
Posted on December 9th, 2011 at 10:30AM
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