The Lost Gospel :: McSweeney's
What fun is your religion if you can’t enjoy some jokes about it? This McSweeney’s article may be a little sacrilegious at some points, but it’s very funny at all points.
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WISEMAN: Here are your gifts: frankincense, gold, and myrrh.
JOSEPH: That’s great, but we could really use some food…
MARY: Or shelter.
JOSEPH: Or medicine.
MARY: Or parents.
JOSEPH: We’re 13.
MARY: Really, just literally anything other than the things you did bring us.
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