i got it made in the shade if the tree don't fall

This is the most clever Web comic I’ve ever read. C/O...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 07:34:20 -0600

This is the most clever Web comic I’ve ever read.

Anything Dixon greets Calvin Harrison This is one of the hardest...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:38:54 -0600

Anything Dixon greets Calvin Harrison

This is one of the hardest hits I’ve ever seen, on either side of the ball. The best reaction to this was from Kyle Veazey: “At the end of one run, he hit the would-be tackler so hard that the tackler probably regretted even trying.”

Anthony Dixon - 252 A music video dedicated to Anthony...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:55:08 -0600

Anthony Dixon - 252

A music video dedicated to Anthony Dixon’s school-record breaking 252-yard effort against Kentucky. Check out the major hit right after the :50 mark. BOOM!

Dixon is a beast.

Exactly a year ago today (November 4), the United States of...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 08:26:00 -0600

Exactly a year ago today (November 4), the United States of America pulled a Blazing Saddles and elected a black man to be our new leader.

Seems to be working just as well for the United States as it eventually did for Rock Ridge. Thanks for a good year, Mr. President.

SEC Replay Official Overturns 'Roe v. Wade'

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 10:32:00 -0600

TUSCALOOSA, AL—A Southeastern Conference replay official conducting a video review of a sideline catch during the Alabama-Tennessee game Saturday overturned Roe v. Wade, the 1973 U.S. Supreme Court ruling granting women the right to abortions. “Well, I certainly don’t know what the refs were looking at down on the field to make that call,” CBS analyst Gary Danielson said moments after the controversial ruling came in. “A woman’s right to choose her reproductive future is clearly covered by the constitutional right to privacy, and that guy certainly didn’t have control of the ball when he went out of bounds.” Confirming the conference stood by the decision, an SEC spokesperson also said that officials would be disciplined for last week’s Florida–Mississippi State game, in which a “grave error” was made when a replay call upheld both a Florida touchdown in which the ballcarrier had clearly fumbled before crossing the goal line and Brown v. Board of Education.

C/O The Onion

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-1)

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:13:20 -0600

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-1):

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Measurements

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 07:59:26 -0600

Owen: I love making tea, cause then I get to use the teaspoon for its literal meaning.
Bahaa: I wonder if we'll ever get to use the tablespoon for its literal meaning.

Pow! Bam! Kapow!

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 09:10:14 -0500

*Two students ran through my classroom dressed as Batman and Robin*
Batman: You'll never get me, Robin!
*They run out of the room*
Owen: *applause*
Teacher: At least they weren't naked.
Owen: Why on earth would you say that?

Well, this seems ironic. Thanks for blowing my mind, Amazon MP3!

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 11:34:15 -0500

Well, this seems ironic. Thanks for blowing my mind, Amazon MP3!

Johnthan Banks 100-yard pick 6 during the Florida game. Sure,...

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 10:25:26 -0500

Johnthan Banks 100-yard pick 6 during the Florida game. Sure, it’s someone filming their TV (a pet peeve of mine), but it’s the best video I can find. I love the devastated look on the faces of Florida fans as they realize that Tim Tebow is not the picture of utter perfection.

Davis Wade Stadium was ELECTRIC on Saturday night. You can see...

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 10:15:00 -0500

Davis Wade Stadium was ELECTRIC on Saturday night. You can see the pregame “dance off” between State and Florida in this video. The 7 minutes is well worth it to relive an amazing pregame.

That about sums it up. Thanks, Poppa.

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 10:10:00 -0500

That about sums it up. Thanks, Poppa.

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-25)

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 12:48:44 -0500

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-25):

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

I didn’t want to say anything about it until I could see...

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 10:46:00 -0500

I didn’t want to say anything about it until I could see the still frame for myself, but DEAR SWEET HEAVENLY FATHER THAT IS A FUMBLE AND WAS NEVER A TOUCHDOWN! Mississippi State played just as well (if not better) than Florida. The Gators did not look like a #1 team and Tim Tebow looked more like Tim TeBOY. I always hate blaming the officiating, but these SEC refs really effed up on this one. Big time. BIG time.

Go Dawgs.

*UPDATE*

Had no idea that @kyleveazey would link to my post. This is not my image, so I feel I must give credit where credit is due.

C/O The Wiz of Odds

"Maybe if you get in the tree to see him, he’ll invite you to dinner."

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 16:03:10 -0500

“Maybe if you get in the tree to see him, he’ll invite you to dinner.”

- Andy, to me when Tim Tebow approached the stadium

Fred Smoot picks of Florida QB Jesse Palmer

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 12:58:00 -0500

Fred Smoot picks of Florida QB Jesse Palmer

Michael Davis runs for a 35 TD against Florida 1992

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 12:56:00 -0500

Michael Davis runs for a 35 TD against Florida 1992

Dicenzo Miller goes 44 yards for a touchdown against Florida

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 12:51:00 -0500

Dicenzo Miller goes 44 yards for a touchdown against Florida

Jerious Norwood TD run vs UF

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 12:50:00 -0500

Jerious Norwood TD run vs UF

Rex Grossman and Florida - Self Inflicted 3rd and 57

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 12:48:00 -0500

Rex Grossman and Florida - Self Inflicted 3rd and 57